ROFL

I know I have been off blogging for a fucking long time. Sorry. Blame Twitter and Tumblr I guess. But. But. But, now I am back and will stay for good. Pukka. Promise.

ANNYYYWWAAYYY… the main purpose of this post? The fucking funniest thing that has ever happened to me. I was trying to access iTunes Store, just for kicks, and it asked me for my Apple ID password, which I obviously did not remember. So I tried to retrive it.

In order to allow the password change, it asked me this question:

Now here is the funny bit, I had set this question (and also the answer) myself exactly 1.5 years ago. And still I had NO FREAKING IDEA what kinda pot I had been smoking to ask this. I mean WTF?!?! I spent hours ( 3.5 hours to be exact) whacking my brains over. I really, truly madly deeply, worked my fucking balls of trying to figure out the answer to that. Just to get my password. But all FAIL. So ,ok screw that. I went for option 2. Got the password sent to my email ( I know I should have done that only in the first place. But, hey! this was a challenge to me. I really wanted to find out the damn stupid answer to this big gay question was.

So, I get my new password. Type that access my Apple ID page and the first thing I do is access my Account Settings to check this mother fucking puzzling question. And the moment I scrolled down I burst out laughing. Laughed my ass off. Laughed so bad. Laughed so much that I peed and pooped in my damn shorts (true story). Anyway, what was so funny? This was:

THE ANSWER WAS “rt”!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Fuck I collapsed laughing again. No, but seriously, what was I thinking when I made that my question? Complete fucking idiot I am to think that one and only heart break is gonna be so fucking important that I will remember it forever and ever and ever. I mean if I find it hilarious just 1.5 years after the whole drama, imagine how much more funny I would have found it, say 10-12 years later. Shit I cannot imagine. I’ll start laughing again.

The idiotic things we do when we think we are in love. Sigh. Shame on us.